Handyman Service
Green Owl is proud to offer Handyman Services to Orange and the surrounding area.
All odd jobs, big and small, can be completed in a timely, professional matter.
We can:
Fix windows
Replace doors
Change locks
Patch or fix holes in walls
Paint rooms
Build flatpack furniture and exercise equipment
Fix tiling issues
Change lightbulbs
Build garden beds
Move heavy things (fridges, pianos, furniture)
Or do just about anything a big, strong bloke with a ute can do!
Call Clayton today on 0402253178
We usually quote on the same day!
The Handyman
The Handyman he comes he knocks
hello there you've got it blocked?
or stuck or jammed or busted broke
or "my old wagon needs a spoke"
And so he goes in to his kit
to scratch his head and think a bit
what will it take to get it done?
where IS that bit? oh here's the one
and starts to make the house right once more
until he hears the ma'am deplore
"this blasted window's always tight
'twill not budge try as I might!"
so in he goes to see the fuss
and wonky sash "shave that I must"
and so heads back to job begun
there to resume, before long runs
into the room the ma'am she shrieks
"to the laundry, the tap! it leaks!"
so job 1, sash and washer too
then "can you look at chook house too?
and gutters too, and tiles are cracked
and palings where the kids have wacked
the cricket ball into the fence
'twit weren't for you it'd be down hence!
"Oh thank you much you're a gem and true"
so he heads to gate and through
jobs are done and ma'am is charmed
so he heads to his own house ma'amed
where the washers leak and the drawers are stuck
and memory spurned he sighs "ahh f***"
I had quite forgotten to do the bits
that separates wife from the sh*ts.
Anon.
All odd jobs, big and small, can be completed in a timely, professional matter.
We can:
Fix windows
Replace doors
Change locks
Patch or fix holes in walls
Paint rooms
Build flatpack furniture and exercise equipment
Fix tiling issues
Change lightbulbs
Build garden beds
Move heavy things (fridges, pianos, furniture)
Or do just about anything a big, strong bloke with a ute can do!
Call Clayton today on 0402253178
We usually quote on the same day!
The Handyman
The Handyman he comes he knocks
hello there you've got it blocked?
or stuck or jammed or busted broke
or "my old wagon needs a spoke"
And so he goes in to his kit
to scratch his head and think a bit
what will it take to get it done?
where IS that bit? oh here's the one
and starts to make the house right once more
until he hears the ma'am deplore
"this blasted window's always tight
'twill not budge try as I might!"
so in he goes to see the fuss
and wonky sash "shave that I must"
and so heads back to job begun
there to resume, before long runs
into the room the ma'am she shrieks
"to the laundry, the tap! it leaks!"
so job 1, sash and washer too
then "can you look at chook house too?
and gutters too, and tiles are cracked
and palings where the kids have wacked
the cricket ball into the fence
'twit weren't for you it'd be down hence!
"Oh thank you much you're a gem and true"
so he heads to gate and through
jobs are done and ma'am is charmed
so he heads to his own house ma'amed
where the washers leak and the drawers are stuck
and memory spurned he sighs "ahh f***"
I had quite forgotten to do the bits
that separates wife from the sh*ts.
Anon.